Where this author makes up a fake origin story for a real man that died in 1942 during a bombing over France. It’s highly offensive, especially since it prominently involves ‘grabbing’ a ‘girdle’ for some reason.
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have you considered replacing the grandfather clock with a gong? for some reason i see you getting pulled away from the mic in your basement studio nook with a vaudeville hook after a gong is struck by a large man in a gimp suit.
ho ha ho.
I feel like I’m under pressure to say everything before the clock- if it were a gong I would probably break down crying from the stress.