We review two sexy Christmas books, and one confusing one

If you have a secret, and someone asks you what it is- Just lie! Don't say, "I don't want to tell you." Just reference some porn you watched recently and that will throw people off your tracks... Moron.

Nothing happens. Watson writes a letter to Holmes basically making a 'clip show' of the last chapter.

Just in time for Thanksgiving, we get together with Ladies Fright Podcast and finish a really bad book.

The Story of one chipmunks terrible witness to the kinks of apple pickers.

Stapleton is a monster who LOVES watching horses drown in the bog while he chases after moths. What a dick. Also, my daughter interrupts the show to talk about her own goddamn book.

A story about what happens when you let kids play with knives and openly talk about killing adults. Happy Halloween people.

We had @LadiesFrightPod on as guests and we were supposed to have FUN. Instead we accidentally read a problematic collection of short stories that requires a trigger warning. The book was so bad, that we're all donating to the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network (Rainn). And this is only part 1.