Lama's CAN be racist

Where John takes the ghost out, and Gertie says potatoes can be sexual

The final chapter was only TWO PAGES

Where John gets to tell the guys ALL about a hot chick who works at the hot dog stand

Who says you can't have your story arc at the second to last chapter of a book.

Where we try to decide what makes a ghost sexy... it's hot dogs.

A whole chapter dedicated to a woman trying to prove that she's not just 'having a bad dream' when being almost murdered.

Where we think up what makes John Stith Pemberton so sexy