It's the '70s. If a woman has something to say they're 'hysterical' and probably get slapped.

Where we decide to write a story about sex with water ghosts, and the birth of Cocca Cola.

Where we learn that a man can 'be known' for 'appreciating women' and you can commission a portrait of someone without their consent.

Where my daughter interrupts AGAIN- and nearly nothing happens in the story.

They FINALLY take a tour of the torture chamber and a woman may, or may not, have consented to the hosts kink. Plus both my kids interrupt again.

Where we witness the 'help' having secret sex nights. Plus my daughter makes another appearance in the MIDDLE of my SHOW to talk about what she's reading.

I read the first two chapters of a gothic horror which is all about a woman getting hit on by some guy she met at horse camp.

The story of a guy who's JUST trying to enjoy a delicious meal with his FAMILY.