This week I check in with an author I've read before by reading about greedy teens who search for a haunted ouija board, and a greedy family who battle aliens to keep an anal probe.

This turned out to be a REALLY descriptive romance story. So, consider this your warning for adult content.

Our man is tricked into thinking he had a successful escape, then he fights his nemesis, and decides that rain is key to his conquering the desert. Oh, and there's no romance. The warrior-maid is hardly a factor in this story.

We wrap up the last half of a really depressing, highly inspiring and emotionally draining book.

I decide to declare war against the Ladies Fright Podcast, becasue I TALK NORMAL. Then the 'short story' I'm reading is the longest thing on earth. I play the Ladies Fright Podcast promo and go to bed.

Ben and I read the first half of 'Speak' and we are dreading the second half.

Well, I'm back on this book again. We learn that David gets a new job. He gets a sweet pad in London. And Mr. Dick was right, there's more to the the creeper hanging around Miss Betsey.

A heart-warming story about how working hard can make all your dreams come true.