Like Taylor Swift, Kafka seemed to love writing about his failing relationships. Especially if he thought he was being cheated on.

I decided to take a break from 'David Copperfield' this week because I miss feeling inadequate and un-cool around teens. Lucky for me, Shirley Jackson got me covered.

We review a the second half of a teen book where the protagonist has caught on to all the '90s references, and dominates it.

We review a the first half of a teen book where the protagonist starts to catch on that all the '90s references are a little too heavy-handed.

In this chapter, we learn that even when Steerforth keeps calling David "Daisy", David STILL doesn't think he's a jerk because he's in an abusive relationship.

David can't stop being in love with Steerforth. Nothing will stop this obsession. He goes to Steerforth's house and learns that he's a brat that threw a hammer at a woman's face, and his mom put him in a low-class school, just so he could be the king ther

We review a romance novel that had promise just off the title alone. But, sadly, the sex wasn't as 'hot' as 'Double Dirty Mountain Men'.

David finishes school and is trying to find a career so he's going back to where the actions- Yarmouth. He makes his rounds to say goodbye to everyone and heads to London and runs into friggin' Steerfourth. Damnit.