Where people with annoying names live horrible lives

I gave up on this book.

Where we learn how stupid Neverland is... and the author is a pedo.

You can just steal food out of a birds mouth and everyone is friends in the end.

If a fairy pees in your hand… you can use it.

Nothing STILL makes any sense. And the nanny really is a dog.

Where we think of a name for the book, and read the finished story

Nothing makes sense