We review a the first half of a teen book where the protagonist starts to catch on that all the '90s references are a little too heavy-handed.

In this chapter, we learn that even when Steerforth keeps calling David "Daisy", David STILL doesn't think he's a jerk because he's in an abusive relationship.

David can't stop being in love with Steerforth. Nothing will stop this obsession. He goes to Steerforth's house and learns that he's a brat that threw a hammer at a woman's face, and his mom put him in a low-class school, just so he could be the king ther

We review a romance novel that had promise just off the title alone. But, sadly, the sex wasn't as 'hot' as 'Double Dirty Mountain Men'.

David finishes school and is trying to find a career so he's going back to where the actions- Yarmouth. He makes his rounds to say goodbye to everyone and heads to London and runs into friggin' Steerfourth. Damnit.

We suddenly get the narration point of view of David when he's really, really old for some reason. He thinks back fondly of all the women he was hot for.

Everyone in David's life are still acting like jerks.

We decide to read a choose-your-own-adventure book in real time. Is it a good idea? Does it make for enjoyable listening? The answer is is up to you.