In this episode we learn: * The war against God was not as exciting as we thought * The 401k industry is still operating like it's 1970 * Dust can be anything you want, any time. * Glen got his girlfriend sick, and he refuses to feel bad about it * T

What did we learn: * Oscar Wilde uses the N word *Dorian gets obsessed with a book for no reason *ALL of chapter 11 is just filling up the pages with lists of things *This was 'Iron Heel' levels of painful reading for me... --- This episode is spo

In this episode we learn: * The author has an obsession with 'pocket buddies' in this book * Ben's phone shatters when he thinks of his mother * Apparently we don't feel 'uncomfortable' with each other any more Enjoy --- This episode is sponsored

Basil wants to see the picture. Dorian won't let him. That's the whole chapter. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/nuzzlehouse/message

Whoops- Sybil's dead. Dorian's worried that he doesn't seem to care until Harry goes on, and on about how he wishes everyone he's bored of would die. That makes Dorian feel better. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a p

It was Ben's idea to read this book. The only book to ever make me angry while just trying to read it. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.

The guys go see Sybil's performance and she sucks. She sucks so bad, that Dorian breaks off the engagement and spends the rest of the chapter wandering around feeling sorry for himself. Then he finds that his painting is looking pretty evil. --- This

This chapter is basically just one, big, conversation around a dinner table where Dorian talks about his undying love for Sybil. And Harry goes on, and on, philosophizing about hedonism... Again... Like every chapter. --- This episode is sponsored by