We review the latest Bob Honey adventure by Sean Penn where we transcend giddy, gleeful unpalatable pique and enter into the realms of tenaciously tedious tactility due to untalented underdeveloped exposition by a intelligible imbecile

The second half of this book makes even less sense than the first half. There's a muddled attempt at creating drama with a villain who basically... Gives up? And Bella goes to the prom for no reason.

In the second half of this story we don't really learn anything. It was just generally a 'nice experience' for everyone involved. Which is weird.

The book boys sit down to discuss Stephanie Meyer's 'Twilight', and are baffled by what they read.

In the first half of this story we have a 'Shyamalan twist' as two kids find small animals that they plan to sell to the local carnival. Here's a hint... the animals have guns.

We continue with the second part of Don Cherry's book which turns out to be pretty boring. A fitting end to the close of a great man's career as we find out he was fired from "Coaches Corner" for being a bigot. We also find out that Ben drinks water out

In the future? People go to a spa on mars with the promise of seeing God. It's weird, I know. It's what you get when you read something Ray Bradbury wrote when he was 20.

What do you do when you're jealous of someone? You wait it out- they'll probably be dead come winter...